This evening, this could be heard in our living room:
Lori (looking up briefly from her book): Ugh! This would so never happen!*
Ted: Um, aren't you reading a teen vampire novel?.
Posts about our camping trip or that "Abe announcement" I alluded to a few days ago seem to be put on hold, thanks to technical delays and my starting Twilight, the book "all the cool kids are reading" (right, Caroline? Have you got it yet?).
*I was referring specifically to the blood-typing lab done in the Forks High School biology class